A "Dear John" letter

Dear Coldstone Creamery Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Perfection,
This is a difficult letter to write - but I think we need to see other people.  I know I have been devoted to you for several years now, and we have had a nearly exclusive relationship.  But, things have changed.  It's not you, it's me.  I need variety.  I need freedom.  And...I've met someone new.  He's sweet, and smooth...

I think it might be love.  But we can still be friends.  And don't worry, I'll still order you sometimes.  After all, a girl needs to have options.